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Truck Driver Joke

Posted by Remo on 24th October 2007

Truck Driver Joke


A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.

The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir?

The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever. The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.

He told him about the truck driver’s order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he’s in the wrong place.” The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.

The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.

The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn’t order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights.

The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!

Thanks to: Richard H. Chamberlin

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UNNY JOB INTERVIEW IN INDIA.

Posted by Remo on 24th September 2007

UNNY JOB INTERVIEW IN INDIA.

 

OFFICER—————-WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE—————–M P. SIR

OFFICER—————-TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE—————MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER————–YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?

CANDIDATE—————-M P. SIR

OFFICER————-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE————-MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER————-YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE————–M P. SIR

OFFICER————IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE————-NO, MANI PAL SIR

OFFICER————WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR

OFFICER————(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE———— METRIC PASS

OFFICER————-WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE————M P. SIR

OFFICER————AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE————-MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER————DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR

OFFICER————EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE———-MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER————-THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE———- -M P. SIR

OFFICER—————-WHAT is it NOW

CANDIDATE————-My Performance….?

OFFICER—————-M P!!!!

CANDIDATE————WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER————–MENTAL PROBLEM

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Marriage Jokes

Posted by Remo on 24th September 2007

Marriage Jokes

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

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