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To those who wear contact lenses.

Please remove them when you have or attend a BBQ party or whatever that got to do with flames or heat… I heard a horrible true story about contact lenses…

It happened to a 21 year old guy in Malacca, he wore a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party. While, he was barbecuing, he stared at the hot charcoals.

After a few seconds, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.

A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
 
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
 
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
 
They agreed that it was.
 
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
 
He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
 
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
 
They agreed it was.
 
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
 
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
 
 
He asked once more if the jar was full.
 
The students responded with an unanimous “yes.”
 
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
 
The students laughed.
 
“Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
 
“The golf balls are the important things - your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
 
“The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
 
“The sand is everything else–the small stuff.
 
“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
 
“The same goes for life.
“If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
 
“Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
 
 
“Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter.
 
“Set your priorities.
 
“The rest is just sand.”
 
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
 
The professor smiled. “I’m glad you asked.
 
“It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may
 
seem, there’s always room for a cup of coffee with a friend.”
 
 
 
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar . . . and the coffee.

MAN OF DREAMS

“”Helen was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

Helen wrote: “Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed.” ..

Several days went by and she hadnt gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

“Can I help you?” Helen asked.

He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”

Helen was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”

“I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I cant beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you.”

“But are you good in bed?” Helen asked.

He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”"

That’s Life.

And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,

Marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life.